Tattoo Artist Needed Hello! I am looking for a tattoo artist to begin the sleeve i have been planning for many years. I would prefer it be a woman or a trans person (because i am genderqueer and i believe that many trans people are shamans), but i am open to a man as well. i want the person to be able to understand when i say i want the tattoo to breathe Mystery. I want this tattoo to be surreal and uncanny. I want a goddess-type creature in no common sense of the word that embodies all elements. She will be a fire breathing mermaid with tree branches for hair, cyclonic winds blowing around her, and hold the cosmos in her upstretched arms. I want the tattoo to be detailed, vibrant, and powerful. I want it to embody poetry, spirituality, TRANScendence, and quantum mechanics. I know this is a tall order... but if anyone knows of a tattoo artist in the Denver/Boulder area that would be interested in attempting this, please let me know! Thank you so much!

Do what I did I by-passed mortal inksters altogether and went straight to the faeries in the woodland kingdom of Lothlorien for my tattoo, and I could not be happier with the end result. Galadrial gave me a glorious golden dragon that breathes real fire when I exercise. The ocean on my sacrum drips actual sea water down the crack of my ass when I sit for long periods. I have never felt so powerful or self-actualized. You get what you pay for--I did have to surrender my first born child to the queen of the faeries, but the kid's last report card was less than satisfactory anyway, and she will enjoy a lifetime of instruction in archery and dance. Anyway, let me know if you want to know how to get to the woodland kingdom of faerie. If you do decide to go with a mere mortal I have only this advice--a guy can be a total jackass and do amazing work, just as someone could bond with you on every level and deliver a crappy tattoo.

I'm dizzy.

that just made my day