Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control. There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then ``skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is. I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.

I bet you would let your jump all over them and not buy one.

Only at your Wal Mart

Asshole

hi pot im kettle nice to meet you lol

I wouldn't let my touch things in somones store unless I was going to buy it. So fuck off Cunt.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY KIDS!

His kid is somones prison bitch.

MOOOO HAS LIED SO MUCH THE TRUTH IS FOREIGN

His son is in jail he said it himself. He just wishes noremembered it.