what do you do when the shy girl in the office ish to you shows herself to be, in the end, a woman who has a really and truly slammin' ass wtf I want to touch it

don't touch it... and ask her to cafe first

go into full charm mode..

no never go full retard

be careful, she's a bible thumping simpleton who happens to be the illegitimate daughter of the founder of the church and the girl he had chained up in the garage for x months

What kind of man can't spot a fine hiney even if it's camouflaged.

introduce her to me