Would you become a Buddha if you could achieve enlightenment instantly?

does the Buddha get mad pussy? if so, hell yes! if no, hell no!

the Buddha can imagine any and every type of vag you can possibly think of and through the power of his own belief, his enlightenment, the pussy will magiy appear before him for him to ravish to his content.

why would i want to be a Buddha?

why wouldn't you? you got something against Buddhas?

i'd rather be a naughtyhamster

ok, what if you could be mint berry crunch?

i'd rather be mint chocolate royale

Enlightenment ain't easy

That religion doesn't appeal to me. I like stuff.

It does not have to be instant. Achieve enlightenment to understand the Buddha mind. It won't necessarily make you as wise as he was.

i am soooo sick and tired of idolizing men even some guy who s himself Buddha guy was just another fascist dictator, with a soft touch.

You're kidding, right? He wasn't a leader.