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abruzzese
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2011-01-30 16-32-14 |
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Police outta line.
Well this afternoon was a first. The power was out so instead of work, I went to the beach. A lot of people did this. A few people went to the liquor store first. Hours pass, Dude and his friends get hammered on the beach. Dude starts to puke (gross) and then passes out. I point this out to his friends who can't even be bothered to roll him over. 20 minutes pass. Federal police show up to deal with the "being drunk in public" offenses, fair enough. If you're hammered and puking and passed out on the beach, you need to get hauled into the drunk tank. After talking to the conscious people, one officer finds passed out Dude and exclaims "Oh this makes my job SO much easier!" He then grabs Dude by the shirt and woke him up by shaking him vigorously and yelling "Police! Wake up!" Dude startles awake, at which point the officer flips him over, wrenches Dude's arm back, yells at Dude to give him his other arm (which he can't because Dude is overweight and his arm is pinned under him and the officer is leaning on his back.) Officer then informs Dude he's being arrested for being drunk in public (fair) and for ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER! WTF?? Except he didn't say assaulting an officer he said "A.P.O." which means what to a drunk guy who's been shaken awake? Being drunk in public gets your butt hauled in overnight and a fine. Assaulting an officer gets your ass hauled into court, and shows up as violence on your record. Dude has no recourse or credibility, because he was so drunk, he might even believe he took a swing at the officer, even though he kept telling him "I'm not resisting, I didn't try to hit you, ow my arm" etc.
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