Confession: I woke up Saturday morning with memories of my dream: (true) I dreamt that I was being chased by a coven. *larf* These Vampire shows have got to go!

God as my witness, I woke up this morning and all I could think was what a big chunk of hee haw stupid I've become. It's stuck in my head. I must have had a moment of clarity in my dreams or something.

Yeah, at least the vampire shows on network tv, with no nudity.

If Vampires are techniy dead with no pulse or heartbeat, how do they get erections? The coven had stolen my car (which I don't have IRL), my purse and my shoes, and the police wouldn't believe me. O_O

Why doesn't the blood just pool in their legs? Why don't they rot?

I know, right? They're so stupid!