So amazingly awesome! Finally! What you've all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL. After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials! Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson. Accessories included with the doll are Pat's very own "HOLY" BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW! BID NOW!!!! 100% of the profits from the sale of this doll will go to The American Red Cross. To learn more about The Red Cross, VISIT HERE....

current bid $1200! That rocks. Thank you. I needed a pick me up today.

That article is not there any more.

Aww, poop. Ebay must have thought it too offensive, which is ironic since Pat himself is so mind-numbingly offensive.

eBay can be tricky/picky like that... ;-)

Okay, consolation prize video courtesy of the madtypist...

the cat didn't look happy that it was found.

He definitely looked put out : )

I'll bet there was more than a little pressure from certain Evangelical groups.............

damn that's good. It should go up again somewhere else.

The seller had also created something to lampoon Rush, but I didn't look at that one. As a fund-raiser, it was just perfection!

thats crazy !

Here you go