I want to meet a girl to do dp any takers??

will take top or bottom either way is fine

I want to be taller and win powerball jackpot

if you sit on a power ball and jack with you are smoking pot you probably will feel tall. Thats the best I can do?? lol

this that like happy fun ball?

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. ;) Loved that skit.

I want to until your hands

no you porbably don;t you might think you do but it's a bad idea really

sounds like I need to tie your legs first before I untie your hands... btw why would it be a bad idea???????

i want a bubble butt and a deep fryer (the possession of latter will promote acquisition of former.)

gigglesnorts!

*Starts packing deep fryer in box* You'll have it on Thursday!

:D

Oops! Some kid in Malaysia may.... end up with it. I didn't have your address!