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mcilrath
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2011-02-02 9-32-08- |
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I don't kick puppies!
1. Abstract. Date me. 2. Introduction. Hi, my name is A 2.1. Appearance. I am about 6 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I am actually 6;3:). I have adult classified ads Hinckley UT light brown hair, and my eyes are either blue or grey. I weigh approximately pounds, and am neither a dragon nor a pinata. 2.3.a 2.2. Personality and Stuff. I am a guys guy with interests in art, philosophy, music, and world domination. I am good at the things I do, and always try to make myself better. I am curious, intelligent, and like ice cream. Especially coffee ice-cream. 2.3. Things I Do and Don't. Sometimes I read. Sometimes I draw. Sometimes I practice beating people up. And sometimes I play board games. Lately, I've been learning to dance. 2.1.a I don't smoke. Smoking is icky. Also, I don't kick puppies. 3. Hypothesis. You want to get to know me. 4. Experiment. 4.1. Materials. I am attracted to all sorts of girls, and prefer intelligence and sense of humor over bust size. I want someone who is confident about the stuff she knows, and interested in the things she doesn't. You should like words, science, and video games. But you shouldn't be ugly either. Or male. Or a zombie dragon, powerful in life, unstoppable in death. 4.2. Procedure. Write to me, we chat, and maybe go on a date. 4.3. Things We Can Do Together. We can go sailing, or hiking, or play tennis. Or you can tell me about some really good play/band/stripper which we go see. Or we can just meet up for coffee. Or better yet, coffee ice-cream. 5. Conclusion. Stick figures are fun. You should email me. I like ice-cream.
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