What is YOUR favorite...? Euphenisms for that ‘time of the month’ Shark Week A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch Riding the cotton pony The dot “Are you womaning today?” TOM (time of month) Moon Blood Red Tide MAN THE TAMPOONS! Trolling for vampires I’m going fishing Curse Of Eve Surfing the red baby free week “Blobbing” Up on blocks Valencia Tomato Fight Festival The face-painter is in town falling to communism The elevator from The Shining closed for maintainance Scott Joplin Memorial Week (Inventor of ragtime) Being Benched rebooting Visit from Aunt Ruby she’s got the painters in visit from Aunt Flo bloody mary! Shedding

The face-painter is in town that one made me laugh

ACK!.... Good gawd! Good morning all, I am happy to report I will be Skippering a crew of all lesbian novice sailors (in fact NONE of them have ever sailed before) for the Good Old Boat Regatta. This should be fun.

ACK skippering lesbians!! Ha ha acutally that sounds very productive! I hope its a good weekend of weather for you!

Sounds like fun! Good luck BR!

Happy sailing, BR, they're lucky to have you!

I am lucky to have them. We will be sailing MY good old boat. They are troopers for going with me, the forecast is for rain tomorrow. ;-( They are wild fun women (and maybe sailors by the end of the weekend). If we get around the course with no fouls or pentalty turns, I will consider it a success. This will be an adventure.

Wild, fun women?? :)