dishing dykes! from yesterday's Sun (UK) courtesy of Queerday.com Jenny Shimizu on her lesbian love affair with Angelina Jolie Model Jenny Shimizu is spilling the beans about her relationship with Angelina Jolie, and warned Brad Pitt in the process. "I'm not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can't imagine her just being married and being happy," said Shimizu, who has been Jolie's lover/friend for x years. The two began their affair after meeting in x on the set of the film Foxfire. "We used to visit strip clubs and there was this tension," Shimizu told the UK Sun. "After the second week of filming, we kissed. She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I've never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It's like two water beds - it's like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing." According to Shimizu, Brad Pitt best not have the idea that Jolie's going to settle down as well. "(Jolie's) always had lovers that she relies on. If she can ring you and you can meet up, then she can take care of her sexual needs. Whenever she s me up I visit her. It's not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle." Exploring the jungle - is that what the kids are ing it these days?

x water beds! i bet her ass is like x snow globes. sigh.